:[ my thoughts for 2dae... ]:

THIS IS THE BRILLIANT-EST POST EVER....

today was rather eventful... i think.

so. for some reason, mrs sng kept on coming to my table and me and amanda sorta stare at her and we're like: yes? and she said that she thought we called her... and so we start laughing...

art was funn. i finished the scrapbook but then i realised that i should have made the pages longer... so i plan to stick all the class photos... neoprints... and more stuff... on the opposite side and make something to hold the thing together...

zhong lao shi wasn't here today again... so there was a relief teacher lahhx. and when i asked zhang lao shi if she knew who it was, she went to check, and then came back and told me it was a "shuai ge"... so i went to go see. it was sophia's 'biological father'. mr chong, i think. and i sorta said really loudly, "OH MY GOSH" and i started laughing my head off. yea. that was embarassing. i didn't think he was very shuai.... we didn't do much... there was half a chinese mock... budd then my group has sophia and amanda... you know how the get when they're together... they darkened the "ah gua" and mae was added. hers was "!" so if sophia was ah... amanda would be gua... which means that mae would be an exclamation mark.. which has no sound... so if that becomes a new nickname for her, it would be kinda hard to holler across the canteen if you wanted her...

after school, me, mae, sasa, amanda, sophia and emeline were looking at my class photos. in fun shot 2, mr tan has his hand up... for some reason, we couldn't stop laughing at it. then, mae went to read a book... and sasa said that she looked really girly. we all stared and started discussing her and she was oblivious to us... so we all started laughing when sophia said very loudly," do you think she knows that we're talking about her?" and mae stands up and says " huh?"

sasa, mae, emeline and me went down for lunch together cos the rest were... still looking at the pictures, i think. and then, when i turn to emeline to talk to her, she suddenly like... lies on her tummy and slides down the stairs... and i know i should be asking if she's okay, but i just can't stop laughing. it was hilarious. so we stand there for awhile... me and mae can't stop laughing, you see.

after lunch, we meet soap and amanda and i tell them about emeline's... sliding. and then, when i told them that she slid down the rest of the flight, emeline intervenes and says that it was only three steps... and so we all laugh. and then mae and sasa come. and we all laugh again cos they heard and they were still laughing. after we stop, there is this sudden loud laugh and so we all burst out in laughter. after we stopped, we sorta stare at each other, and we laugh again... when we finally stop, sasa says," why don't we just laugh again " and we all stare at her, and guess what we do? we laugh. after awhile, cheese comes along and says something about felicia pointing at a peice of paper on the floor and she starts laughing about it... and no one gets it. so we're like stare at each other... stare and cheese... stare at each other... and we start laughing and laughing. not because we get it. because we find that cheese laughing about something that she thinks we should understand but we don't quite funny... when everyone stops, i am still giggling like mad.. i try to quench it, i do! but i just can't. so, we're all laughing again.... after that, amanda says that she can't laugh anymore... when sophia reminds her of this basketball one-on-one game that they played last time... and they laugh.. really hard. the rest of us are like... huh? so they explain and we all laugh.

when we enter the class, i say HI MRS SNG and mae, sasa and amanda echo me and we repeat it again and again. mrs sng is like " do not IR-RI-TATE me" and so i say "look! mrs sng has such great diction! we should totally follow her example!" and so mae and sasa go " yea! MRS-S
SNG-G HAS-S GRRR-EATTT DICC-TION! " and they double up with laughter.

after english remedial, mae, soap, amanda and me keep on repeating "bye mrs sng" over and over and over again really really loudly. and mrs sng is like... ignoring us. and then, on the bridge, we spot ms tang really far away. and we do that to her. as we pass her, mae asks if she heard us the first time. we went to the staff room... and then they showed the "ah gua!" to mr seah. he's like... you guys are crazy.

thats about it. there were a lot more funny stuff... but i think this is enough....

:[doobie]: | 6:05 PM

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Thursday, July 05, 2007

:[ my thoughts for 2dae... ]:

me and char were having a conversation... it was rather interesting... before this part started, we were talking about how i was trying to act innocent... my nick on msn was "wee toon" and my pm was "nam sin is my oral partner"

Char says: yeah. i mean, mr teo wee toon and mr seah nam sin hulking over a tiny table in the classroom, both bent over a PSLE KOU SHI booklet and repeating "ying er shou tui che" repeatedly.. who could imagine a more innocent scene?

doobie says:...? right... that could work too...

Char says:mmph. that is so disturbing. like, doobie in a polo shirt with his um, paunch, towering over nam sin who is wearing a stripey pink shirt?? eew.

Char says:like, Big Guy Small Guy

doobie says:are you talking about the scene you just described or the scene i was intending people to envision?

Char says:er, yes

doobie says:(:

Char says:the scene i just described.

doobie says:oh... cos... your sentence works for both...

Char says:"yeah. i mean, mr teo wee toon and mr seah nam sin hulking over a tiny table in the classroom, both bent over a PSLE KOU SHI booklet and repeating "ying er shou tui che" repeatedly.. who could imagine a more innocent scene? ike, doobie in a polo shirt with his um, paunch, towering over nam sin who is wearing a stripey pink shirt??"

Char says:OMG YOU SICKO

Char says:*paunch* yuckyuckyuck

doobie says:…nothing wrong with telling you that your sentence is ambigugous...in a way.

Char says:stop it!! you are corrupting me! go away! i don't want to be as sick as you!

doobie says:come on, charrie dear.
Char says:charrie?? Eew

doobie says:you know you can't resist me.

doobie says:charrie

doobie says:charie?

doobie says:charry?

doobie says:charry...

doobie says:charcoal burnt things...

doobie says:charry

Char says:close. i know i can resist you. but don't take it too hard on yourself, it's only one aprostrophe and one t...

Char says:cherry =D

Char says:buhbye

Char says:btw

Char says:is ms poon on your contact list?

Char says:bcos she will probably see your nick/pm...

:[doobie]: | 7:49 PM

:[ my thoughts for 2dae... ]:

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:[doobie]: | 6:43 PM

:[ my thoughts for 2dae... ]:

today in chinese, lao shi told us to get partners to practice for our oral exam... bianche heard and she went EWWWW!!! and then we all got it. so lao shi tried to rectify the situation and told us to get ourselves oral partners... this time, there was no one could hear bianche's lone shriek... we all got it.

there was REC todae. ms lim brought us out during class to ask us if we went to KAP yesterday... we told the truth. we got pizza as a reward for doing the mother's day thing... it LURVED the mushroom and turkey one... absolutely brilliant. (: after REC me, emem, mayo and kimberly followed ms lim to the staff room. and mdm loe was there. we ate the leftover pizza... yea... the teachers started talking about interesting and funny stuff... it was... not what we expected. mdm loe and ms lim CH officially call me DOOBIE. (: i had to correct ms lim's pronunciation cos she was pronouncing it as two different words. DOO- BI(4).

so. we went to KAP after school today. yea. we bought french fries.... and we practiced oral on them. a tiny suggestion from me. dun be mayo's oral partner. she just stuck the fry in her mouth and after awhile, bit it into half... not very... forget it. after we finished, sophia wanted hwa chong foolscap(is that how you spell it?) and there was this group of hwa chong ppl behind us... sophia walked back and froth in front of them... and in the end gave up on it... so we wasted like... three minutes there.

it was a nice day, today.

:[doobie]: | 6:09 PM

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

:[ my thoughts for 2dae... ]:

today me, mayo, amah, char and soap went to KAP. it was fun trying to beat the teacher who was sitting near the zebra crossing. so, after being stopped by her the first time, we stood near the security guards, out of view of the teacher, and debated how to get to KAP. seeing as how half of the group needed to be back in less than an hour for chinese remedial, we had a very short time limit. in the end we decided to go through minimart.

in the bus, there was, surprisingly, enough seats for us at the front to sit facing each other. (: and we talked. and talked. oooh. me and amanda talked about sticky. it was the bridge we built for CME. it was bloody brilliant. (: and it looks like a tortoise... (:

it was rather uneventful at KAP... apparently the chair i broke was still broken... amanda wanted to show me a picture of it that she had taken last week... a bit slow right.

on the bus ride back, we got the exact same seats! (: go us!

now comes the exciting part... almost.

so... amanda forced sophia to run back to school with her... and the rest of us were leisurely strolling along behind... way behind... and then, when we reached the security guards, we see mr teo and this big group of female teachers trailing behind him... and he points at us and says, " you know that you aren't supposed to go out of school right?" and then we, being the idiots that we are, mumble bus stop... charmaine.. and practically run away from them...

so that was that. oh. they were late for chinese remedial. (:

nothingHEREisALLOWEDtoBEusedAGAINSTus

:[doobie]: | 11:13 PM

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